M Pokes Fun at Fatties

Subtitled "Obesity in America's Youth," and alternatively titled "Your Kid is a Fat Ass" will hopefully become a weekly column. Why you might ask? Am I making a political statement about the delbilitating disease of obesity that is ravaging the youth of America because Hostess and Pepsi own our educational systems? Am I reaching out to the children whose parents idea of a four-square brown bagged lunch is cheetos and pizza? Am I making a plea for those who eat their feelings or are born into the unfortunate destiny because they come froma family with big-boned genes?



In a word: No. In a sentence: Fat kids are funny and really freaking cute.



Except for this one. He's digusting.

If this is your kid...shoot him and then yourself.